Shit I hated PE
More specifically I hated the showers afterwards. Even more specifically I hated getting my 'tits' out. My chest steadfastly refused to grow past a 36A the whole time I was in school. Everyone else seemed to have a decent bra-ful. Not me, oh no. Cue one lad saying "Sal are you wearing a bra?" Me "yes why?" him "exactly"

Nowadays they're quite a bit bigger, not outrageously so, but a decent handful. As I am now in my mid thirties I wonder if their youthful lack of size/weight is the reason they're still pretty firm and high on my chest. Or is it just genetic?

Oh and a midwife once told me I had "the perfect nipples for breastfeeding". Whatever that means. Atari players' thumbs, probably. My son's eyes still glaze over when he catches a glimpse of them, and he's nearly five. It's nice to be appreciated.

If only I'd known when I was 13/14/15 that I'd grow into and be quite happy with my Devil's Dumplings.....I'd still have been shit at sport but I wouldn't have cared so much.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:37, 12 replies)

I clicked "I like this!"
Yet I'm not consciously sure why.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:15, closed)

I could hazard a guess.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:18, closed)

Because you're a virgin.
Or it might be that the mention of a five-year-old sent your noncery into overdrive.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:56, closed)

Posting about your tits instead of actually answering the question.
Online.
For attention.

TO THE ARCHIVE!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:19, closed)

Let the pandering commence!

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:37, closed)

why don't you just post a picture of yourself if you want internet attention?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:25, closed)

OMGTITS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:26, closed)

I'm going to take this opportunity to pander to a real woman
*rubs knees*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:32, closed)

Translated: "Maybe if I mention my tits enough times, this'll be voted popular enough to make the newsletter."

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:35, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:39, closed)

Gods above...
Has Nobody said "Pictures, Or it didn't Happen" Yet ?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 18:22, closed)

No, because only cunts say that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:10, closed)