Big Girls Blouse has reminded me
I'm usually pretty laid back, but this one thing is guaranteed to get my bowels in an uproar every time.

Adverts for sanitary protection. Why, oh why? Ladies know their personal preference, we do not need to have these products advertised on TV. Womens magazines, fair enough. But not on the telly FFS.

oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo Body Form...
(Sweary Jr used to sing that at the age of 2 every time he saw a packet.)

Always Ultra with flexi-wings.

And what the fuck is "efficapt" or however you spell it?

One of them has an imaginary zip to "lock in" your minge refuse - I don't want to risk catching my pubes in any zip, imaginary or otherwise!

AND, I think it might be Always, has recently added the caption "Have a happy period" to their adverts. Illustrated with some pretty young bint demonstrating the epitomé of a care-free menstral experience. Like most women, when I'm up on blocks I could cheerfully gouge out my uterus with a plastic teaspoon. The very last thing most of us with bleeding blits are is cunting "happy".

Fucking GRRRRRRRR!!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:47, 9 replies)

Heheheheheh
Any post with the phrase "cheefully gouge out my uterus with a plastic teaspoon" and the word "blits" has to be worth a click!
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:52, closed)

Scented tampons
Just...why? Do they come with a free pack of Canesten when I catch thrush, seeing as we're all told not to use anything scented near out bits?

Gah.
(Beklet is inexplicably angry, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:00, closed)

A Menstural cycle
Isn't something with a basket on the front...

What is it about the TV adverts which suggest that all of a sudden a usually incospicous woman will suddenly dress in brightly coloured lycra and either rollerblade along the street with a brace of dalmatians or immediately seek out an aeroplane from which to leap out of while yelling "Whhhhhhhhhoooooooa!" and grinning like she's just won the lottery?

If periods are that great, why can't I have one?

Tourette's you should seriously contemplate stand up comedy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 May 2008, 12:03, closed)

^ PJM
You just made me lol out loud :o) (That's another piss-boiler - twatting tautology!)
Problem is I much prefer sitting down.... ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:06, closed)

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I'm wiping tea off my monitor!
I could never see the point of scented tampons ...if someone is getting close enough to smell the scent of your tampon I'm guessing they aren't too fussed about a bit of blood.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:25, closed)

hahaha
hahahahha, 'Have a Happy Period' hahaha..do any of you know where that is from?! ....*drum roll*....its from Red Dwarf! (season 8, if i'm not mistaken, and incredibly sad!)
(drain_bamaged, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:48, closed)

*click*
i agree with every word you said and also pjm's request that you get into stand up :)
(chameleon61, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:50, closed)

Intentional?
cunting "happy"
(tubeman trousers, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:03, closed)

^ oh yes
The verb "to cunt", or in this case, an adverb :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:31, closed)