Fat Women
for some reason, always louder, more opiniated and more 'Look at me, I'm fucking hilarious' than their less ample sisters.

Big boned - my arse, it's my glands - bollocks. You're either eating or gobbing off love, ever tried keeping it shut?

I'll turn down my 'harsh' dial now.
(RickGrimes Quite frankly, disappointed on, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:14, 4 replies)

^^As above
These same women who scoff about five pies, three bags of crisps and five Mars Bars and then think having a fucking Diet Coke makes it ok.
Then moan about glands.

Same women who seeem to congregate in Wetherspoon's in Leeds in the skimpiest outfits they can find. I'm not insisting everyone be a size zero and find the occasional glimpse of 'muffin top' quite attractive but if your body is still moving five minutes after you've stopped dancing then you need to cover it up for the good of my oespophagal tract.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:24, closed)

Why just women?
Fat people annoy me. It's just laziness and eating too much.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:28, closed)

extremes
I'm a bit overweight. I don't have a problem with women who are a bit overweight. However, I never see any: they all seem to be on either extreme. It's either gazelles or hippos, few "normal" sizes. Maybe it's just the way the fat gets distributed?
( bnt what, me worry?, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:23, closed)

yes this is true
and i'm not a chubby chaser* but i have found if you put the lights off and just grab hold of the billowing norks

well - it's like trying to keep a dog in a bath

...like a fucking ( fat ) train!

just saying

* mrs spimf is a size 10
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:23, closed)