Crabs
I once got crabs when I was 18. I told my friend and she advised 'lyclear derm' oh god what a mistake. At first they all died and that was it. Vamoose. or so I thought. Approximately 3 weeks after I felt the dreaded itch again, "oh no" I said "it couldn’t be" I haven’t shagged anyone since. In fact that has made me vow to celibacy for life. The crabs came back. This time with a vengeance. They were everywhere. Plus that night I took acid so I thought my body was literally going to get up and start crawling involuntarily out of bed. I lay quivering until the chemist opened and went back for some more "ly-fucking-clear". I thought to myself I mustn’t have done the whole cleaning process properly. So I redone it again multiplied by 10 I actually flame throwed my bed with a can of aerosol. So that was it job done, again or so I thought. 3 weeks later not so much to my surprise this time they came back. I WAS DESPERATE, none of my friends knew what to do, so I went and bought the lyclear shit again just to control these uber-crabs. This time the fucking cunts wouldn’t die. They were immune to the lyclear. I was panicking; god knows who id passed them onto. Oh shit. So I went to the doctor in a fit of pure nerves scratching and twitching. i explained what had happened to the doctor and about the uber-crabs. he explained that I had been using the wrong stuff and the stuff he was prescribing me would surely do the job. he gave me “der-bak derm”. It worked a treat, but I must say it has given me an itch complex, anytime I feel an itch I start to sweat and wonder. I have since caught scabies of the brats I worked with, went to the doctor and guess what he gave me? LYCLEAR!! fuckin wank bag crabs, Take heed
(conzo21, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:54, 6 replies)

For some reason
When I was reading "the crabs came back" I got the tune of "the cat came back" stuck in my head.

If you don't know what I'm talking out, watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNyqXsv4Ueo
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:57, closed)

Somehow
I'm not surprised in the least.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 2 May 2008, 16:03, closed)

I was thinking...
I could write a little piece of text referencing how that is a very, very badwritten piece of crap... then realised I could just click on the link to the left of "I like this"!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:05, closed)

^^
I think you should have clicked on the button to the left of "Reply"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:09, closed)

Thank you
for your refreshing honesty. Are you available for after dinner speeches?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:27, closed)

yes
I am also available for weddings, batmizfa's and other sociable events!
(conzo21, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:48, closed)