whinging poms
seriously, they could fill 15 pages of moaning and bitching and still have more
(akcarlos, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:09, 9 replies)

true
but i'll raise you aussies who constantly complain about english people going over there while considering it their god given right to come over to england, make more money than they would at home, and then send it back to their families.

I developed a theory when I lived in Sydney that actually australians don't know how to make coffee, and people in london don't know how to pour beer, so they developed a cultural exchange programme to recitfy the situation.

edit - apologies for the misspelling of there, have now changed it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:59, closed)

Damn straight
I've still got another 15 pages worth left in me alone...
(Axeman Jim, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:15, closed)

What is a "pom"?

no, really. I don't know what that is.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 3 May 2008, 1:20, closed)

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A member of B3ta for three years and this is his first post. Oh. And in three years he hasn't seen a single thing on B3ta that he likes.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 3 May 2008, 4:36, closed)

really?
Since moving to Australia I've been amazed at just how moany and whiney so many Australians are. They whinge about the government doing this or that but can't even be arsed to vote (even though it's compulsory here and they *may* get fined). They whine about the possible introduction of daylight savings - "We'll never be able to get our kids to sleep!" Here's a newsflash numpties - kids in northern Europe/Scandinavia have managed to go to sleep at sensible times for millenia even though the sun can still be up at 11pm or never go down at all. They whine about "bloody immigrants", 98% of Australians are either immigrants or are descended from immigrants but a few generations back. Many say how great Australia is compared to the rest of the world ("We're God's country mate!") when their only experience of a foreign country is their cheap annual package holiday to the bombers' paradise that is Bali.

And that's just the start!
( SteamedCleaner, Sat 3 May 2008, 7:59, closed)

Now Be Fair
Even though most Australians never visit another country, they still have a good idea of what the rest of the world is like. That's because pretty much all of Australian TV is either British or American. The little they do produce themselves is fucking dire.

Do you know why they export Neighbours and Home And Away? It's because that's the best TV they produce...

I never thought I'd miss British TV.


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 3 May 2008, 12:47, closed)

I forgot one
being called a fucking "pom" by cunts who get angry when you call them convicts
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 May 2008, 18:09, closed)

yeah yeah yeah

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 4 May 2008, 8:06, closed)

3 words
Lano and Woodley. They can make it when they try.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 6 May 2008, 23:35, closed)