Let's see now...
Emo kids.
Can't stand the fuckers. My reasoning is thus.

Their music is shit (in my humble opinion, yes yes) and they whine and moan about the most inane and senseless things ever. Whats worse, their lives are fucking great compared to some, so they have nothing to complain about. Oh no, your girlfriend/boyfriend (it's hard to tell which is which sometimes, which makes for amusement) dumped you. Big deal, it's not the end of the world, so suck it up and get on with your pathetic life. Also, stop writing god awful 'poetry'. Seriously, its harmful to the eye and puts proper poetry in a bad light. Oh, and mosh properly for fucks sake. If someone falls down, you pick them up. You don't put the boot in for giggles, just because you'd be snapped like a twig in a proper fight anyway. In fact, don't do it at all. Let the rest of us enjoy the bloody gig without your cuntish twattery.

I could go on, but I'm tired.
(Impuritan, Sat 3 May 2008, 3:44, 6 replies)

nothing new
Teenagers have always been angst ridden and written bad poetry
Look at Rick from the Young Ones :)
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:28, closed)

What IS Emo?
I see a lot of talk about it, spoofs of it, moaning about it... but I've not yet heard any music that I know is "Emo". I look at the Wikipedia article, which has a lot of argument about just which bands are Emo or not, none of which I've heard of. The closest I've gotten is My Chemical Romance, which didn't sound particlarly whiny, and I was crapped on, on another forum for asking "are they Emo?"

I must have missed that meeting, because I just don't get it. Ask me to name whiny bands, I think of names like Radiohead, Placebo, and Muse, and no, I'm not for a second suggesting they are Emo.
( bnt what, me worry?, Sat 3 May 2008, 10:49, closed)

Their.
Their lives are fucking great ...

Seriously though, they are annoying little shites aren't they?
(Foxinsockssir, Sat 3 May 2008, 12:53, closed)

You forgot to mention
Their trousers (on the 'guys' at least) being beneath their arses, so we can all see their boxers and skidmarks.

Seriously - i'm tempted at times to just tug the trousers the rest of the way down so that they can realise how utterly stupid it is.
And its not as if they don't know what belts are - they've all got these enourmous belts balanced precariously around the waistband!
(Stuffed Chimp, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:04, closed)

Ooops
Balls, missed that error. As I said, I was tired... Thanks for pointing it out.

And it's not the music itself that's whiny per se. It is, as I said, just shit, pure and pretentious. Those who listen to it are the whiners and so get me frothing at the mouth. That crap bands such as My Chemical Toilet have infiltrated my musical safehouses (such as being placed by shops in the metal section, metal being a genre of music i and many others would not readily place them under) makes me die a little inside.
(Impuritan, Sun 4 May 2008, 17:03, closed)

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Whenever life gets hard or miserable, I always say to myself that at least I'm not being forced to eat my brother's face by angry men with machetes.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:33, closed)