Bzzzzzzz....
Flying insects that are trapped in a room, buzzing near the same shut window for ages as if imploring you to open it for them so they can get outside and be all buzzy there.

So, you do, then they buzz to the other end of the room and throughout your entire apartment and decide to stay indoors and annoy the fuck out of you.
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, 4 replies)

Yup
and you end up splatting it all over the window in a fit of rage.

Trapped flying insects is one of the reasons I hate summer. My parents spend the summer months shouting/swearing at flies in their house but still refuse to shut the windows and the sliding glass doors.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53, closed)

...neat trick to quickly rid the house of flies
use your hoover..

its quite fun, you can catch them in the air or when they are standing still.

its like a suction gun
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:56, closed)

I know exactly what you mean...
...there was a massive bastard bee in the kitchen yesterday, bout the size of my thumb (and I have canny big thumbs to start with). Not only was the window next to it wide open, but the bastard thought it was a good idea to try and make it's escape through the piece of glass next to said open window. No matter how primitive their little brains possibly can be, they've got to be able to tell where the hell the fresh air is coming from.
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:53, closed)

Cut em in half
Yeah that pisses me off as well, only I decide to cut them in half with my katana, works a treat :)
(Howling_Mad Gave God the finger on:, Wed 7 May 2008, 4:41, closed)