In my teens, went camping with a bunch of friends.
After a particularly vigorous and extended bout of doggy-style with gf (remember, I was a teenager), we were a little non-plussed to hear cheers and clapping from around the campsite.
Then we noticed how the candle in the tent was projecting our silhouettes in pin-sharp detail onto the opposite side.
( 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:29, 13 replies)

you are terry scott aicmfp.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:04, closed)

Can someone fetch me the urban legend klaxon please?
(badgermonkey007, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:36, closed)

I saw Austin Powers once.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:53, closed)

did your mum bring you a cup of tea as you were hitting vinegar?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:54, closed)

no it was her mum that bought the cup of tea

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:29, closed)

If its happened in a movie or has once been spread as an unattributable tall story then there is no way it can happen in real life despite it being an entirely plausible and logically semi-regular occurrence.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:19, closed)

My missus was furious, it was HER mini we were cut out of.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:01, closed)

How did you notice?
Meh. Shall I have pizza for lunch, or just get a sandwich?
(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:38, closed)

Sandwich of course!
King of the foods.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:47, closed)

You are
correct.

What was I thinking??
(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:10, closed)

I want to like this but,
aside from everyone calling your bluff, liking a story about teenagers shagging, probably makes me some sort of nonce.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:53, closed)

^^ I am with buttfuck on this one ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:25, closed)

You dirty nonce.
You make me sick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:16, closed)