my friend sam
and i were once drunk and reading the newspapers that had been wrapped around our kebabs.

one page was the personals.

"oh look," sam chortled, spraying me with bits of masticated cucumber and garlic sauce. "some poor twat's trying to sell their colour tv and the dicks have put it in the wrong column."

i explained very gently that it was a black tranny as televisions don't generally suck cock...... then less gently that she was the twat and indeed the dick....

speaking of which, my dad insists on calling motorway service stations "trannys". why? in the name of god, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)