I met a right looney
off of one of those sites. We exchanged 2 emails, then moved on to chatting on MSN. First night of talking and we start a video chat - within 20 minutes she was naked and playing with her boobs for my viewing pleasure. They were saggy and funny shaped, but somehow that didn't seem to matter at the time :)

She was a right freak. She started telling me about how she needs pain to climax during sex. She likes being bitten really hard, so it breaks the skin and leaves a scar. How if you do her doggy style, you have to grab her hair and pull as hard as you can. And other tales of the unexpected.

So after a few lewd and instructional video chats we decide to meet up. She was boring. Boring like beige paint that somebody else already watched dry. And to cap it all off, she was mucking fental. She read my palm, which I thought was just quirky, hippy fun, until she said that I'm destined to have three kids and she's destined to have two, so we can't be together because it's not destined. I thought she was kidding. She wasn't. Fackin' looney.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 22:20, Reply)