sketchy bird.
I joined yahoo personals 2 years ago, for my terrible sins.

I went out to meet this girl a "dancer" with a professional photo to boot!

There was me thinkin,"I've got a dirty lapdancer on the books"

No.

I went out for a date...she was....individual.

She was dressed like a new school hippy with everything Accessorize sell hung on one single body, and a hat that looked fagins. Things were going sort of well, until she began to exhibit the general traits of your average bunny boiler - then she told me about some of the other guys she'd met, and told me an anecdote about a guy who'd asked her "so, wanna fuck?" after 20 minutes.

My killer line was blown!

So there I was "golly, thats terrible!"

I gave her a lift home, said "Let's fuck" regardless and she shrunk into a little ball and jumped out of the car.

Thank god for small mercies.

boring but true.
(Pensive, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:10, Reply)