Not exactly a personal ad but fuck it
it fits in with what most people have posted. I now don't belong to any social networking sites apart from yougofurther.com which i joined for uni to find out what was going on and has very limited personal details about me on. This is mainly because i really can't be fucked with them and my obsessive nature saw me updating them with alarming frequency. However i used to be on faceparty (which i can't delete so it still exsists in some naked form), myspace and of course facebook.

This small story comes from faceparty and is also partly the reason i don't do them any more. Around 2-3years ago I was browseing profiles when i found a nice young woman, from around my area who also liked my favourite group of the time the Hip Hop indie then stalwarts of the scene now disbanded Non Phixion,This was a rare occurence amongstet the females i knew at the time (the ones in my family) so using this as a starter i began exchanging messages with girl which went fine at first but it just got to the point where i could not think of anything to question her or keep her from losing interest. A brief loss of sanity and a lot of frustration followed, Que my next message "MY NAME IS BERNARD! DO YOU LIKE THE NAME BERNARD?" No my name is not Bernard and yes i am some what of a prick. Did i even find it mildly amusing at the time? Probably but oh my it wasn't worth it. I sent the obligatory "sorry for being a crazy person" follow up and i seem to remember a sarcy reply from the original but alas that was there that one ended. I kind of learnt my lesson and no similar incidents really occured but looking back on it i should have just called it a day then.
(Joey Stall, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 2:55, Reply)