hardly a personal add
but these all tend to be dating related posts.

my first (and only) attempt at a date from online.

ok ill set the scene:
there was a hot girl i used to work with in a busy officey type place, the kinda place that recruits almost as fast as people quit. She was about 5'4 curvy ('bout a size 12) with a cracking pair of....well lets just leave it at that. i always had a crush on her from afar but never really got round to talking to her or making a move, anyways as the production line of staff turnover continued i ended leaving and going on to an equally boring but better paid job and forgot all about this girl.

fast forward about 2 years and i was cruising around myspace and stumbled uppon her profile; the usual things, close up pics, lovely smile and beautiful face and i also spotted she was single so i took the leap and sent her a message. this went back and forward and became increasingly flirtatious so a date was arranged.

i got to the pub a little late and saw her sitting there, all 18 stones of her, her belly almost crushing her thighs as it pressed down onto them. she hadn't spotted me.

did i go over or did i run??

well i did what all young and honerable men would do. i feckin sprinted for it not stopping 'til i was home.

length? it was more her width i was running from!

pop! :) woot!
(meh! bored since, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 4:09, Reply)