It pains me a little
To know this will be on my profile forever but oh well, here it goes.

After a long and abusive relationship (with a bloke) I decided to look for some no-strings fun and so decided to sign up to a general dating site (I'm not saying which one!) and after knocking up a quick profile advertising for some lady fun, I get an email from a man. After a few emails we decided to meet for a quick one before I go out later that night. I meet him at a garage up the road from me and escort him to my home where several lies become apparent. He is not the slightly good looking guy I thought, as he's about 5ft tall. I'm 5ft 8 myself and don't really like short men. 'Arse it' I thinks 'It's only a one off' and proceeded to lead him to the bedroom. As he's getting undressed he starts to tell me the history of his underpants, about how his ex bought them for him and blah blah blah. The more he talks, it becomes more and more obvious that his ex has broken his fragile little mind and how he's never really gotten over it. After removing the cheap Playboy boxers, it is revealed. The 3 inch cock of my nightmares. He's more than happy to make up for this though, but he will not stop talking! Using words like 'cuckold' and 'abuse' he tells me all about how he wants me to beat him and humiliate him etc, and I end up getting rid of him.

The emails didn't stop though. More and more graphic descriptions of how he wants to be humiliated keep popping up in my inbox until I get rid of the profile and email and look for my lady love elsewhere.

No apologies for length, he didn't.

(I know it's not strictly dating ads but is pretty much the same thing when it comes to experiences!)
(missc, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:48, Reply)