"Buzzwords"
Seeing as you clearly cannot use 'buzzwords' to describe yourself for fear of misinterpretation, I guess the ads should read something like this:

Female, 5'7 2/8", 10st 7lb 6oz, long, brown hair (1' 2" long, chestnut shade, Garnier dye no. 015) Green eyes (exact shade unknown) Nice breasts (size 36C, no sagging) Pierced ears (once, no spike earrings) no weird piercings. Likes shopping for shoes, talking a lot, going to the gym whenever I've eaten too much chocolate. Dislikes men who point out I have too many pairs of shoes. I would include a naked pic, but haven't in case you think I'm a whore. Hopefully you won't think I'm a prude for not including it. You just can't win with these things!
I have a good job, I'm not a back stabbing career bitch and I'm not a princess wanting to be a kept woman. Basically, I pay for my own shoes. Oh, and I'm not after marriage. Or your babies.

Note: this isn't an ad for me...
( El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 16:52, Reply)