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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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What sort of flabby beige-grazing untermensch eats fewer than seven portions of fruit and veg a day?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:11, 11 replies)
It's funny because I'm addressing this rhetorical question to a page largely populated by flabby beige-grazing untermenschen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:11, closed)
Beef is a vegetable, right?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:28, closed)
yeah sure whatever helps you die sooner

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:40, closed)

Fortunately, given that nutritionism has roughly the same scientific pedigree as homoeopathy, we can tell these ridiculous lentil-munching idiots to take a hike.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:39, closed)
Let me guess ... it's either The Register, The Mail, or Jeremy Clarkson.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:43, closed)
The Telegraph :((((

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:46, closed)
Lentils don't count, they're a pulse
Nutritionism is a mickey-mouse job, correct. A Dietition, however, has a degree.

So somebody like Gillian McKeith is a nutritionist, whereas dietitians advise athletes, NASA etc. They all reckon vegetables are the business.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 21:15, closed)
Pssst, Doc, you do realise that Haribo's don't really count as fruit, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:01, closed)
oh yeah? why are they all different colours then?
explain that one then, "science"
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:15, closed)
I bet
your children get free meals at school
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 21:00, closed)
I still don't understand why potatoes don't count as vegetables.
Nice use of "fewer," by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 21:02, closed)

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