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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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Your all racists
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(Eukanuba, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:45, 32 replies)
Fucken white cis assholes!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:56, closed)
That Grissom is SO dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:04, closed)
Is this real?

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:56, closed)
Almost certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:18, closed)
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:32, closed)
Just had a look into it.
Transfat activists are part of the 'fat acceptance movement' (I shit thee not!) If this is genuine, the author appears to be of the mindset that she wishes to gain weight. Possibly so she can feel more repressed.

Conclusion: Fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
I really hope it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:22, closed)
Poe's Law
The very epitome of Poe's Law. The more I think about this the more I approach a zen state between everythingness and nothingness.
(Eukanuba, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:27, closed)
I wonder if the author knows if he's serious or not?

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:34, closed)
're
You ignorant ass
(HerWorseHalf, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 2:17, closed)
*arse
Youm ignorunt twit.
(Eukanuba, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 2:58, closed)
You+are (s)

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 5:19, closed)
fat people are selfish and disgusting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:16, closed)
You're fattist!

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:47, closed)
No, *you're* fattest!

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:48, closed)
their laziness and lack of self control disgust me
As does their corpulent appearance.

It's just grim.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:54, closed)
Now that the whale hunting ban is in place it's only a matter of time before we slaughter them and sell their blubber to the Japs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 8:01, closed)
And they killed Jesus!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:49, closed)
nah, that was the sandniggers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:55, closed)
I only got as far as "transfat activist" and gave up.
Edit: OK, I read a bit further, and it's not about rights for partially hydrogenated vegetable-derived lipids. What is it about, and what's "cis"?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:10, closed)
I got to that point
...and assumed it was going to be about forcing people to eat margarine.
(squigbobble existed, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:41, closed)
cock inside sister

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:47, closed)
Must make walking difficult, after a while.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, closed)
he cut it off, it's there for safekeeping

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:19, closed)
^alright Bert.

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:19, closed)
cis = not a tranny

(McChinaman banned, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:51, closed)
I'm a man, trapped in a man's body!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:13, closed)
Thing is, I kind of want this to be true, so that I can enjoy the warm feeling of sanctimoniously mocking their idiocy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:22, closed)
If this is totally furreal
You would never find a bookie who'd bet against it taking place in Murica.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:41, closed)
I so want to google up some 'transfat activist' porn now.
Skinny people with cushions strapped all over, them trying to boff each other. And bouncing right back off.

Be like trying to watch the Michelin man hump a couch. Snerk.
(IChewCandlewax, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:43, closed)
This is a good read
www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/wiki/dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:59, closed)
Facebook is this way --->

(nordelius, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:05, closed)

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