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What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Oh My God

Just remembered this...

I have a pet tortoise whom i love with all my heart. Bruce is a little boy of only 2 years and so hasn't...ahem...developed 'organs' of the sexual kind.

Someone showed me this...Warning...NSFW or for tortoises

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jA7m7QEo2s

I now have a fear of my tortoise hitting puberty!

Pass the mind bleach please....
(sexual cupcake, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:50, 15 replies)
Ew!
Ew! Ew! Ew!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:53, closed)
^agreed
yeeeuuuck
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:24, closed)
I've wanted a tortoise for a wee while
However my mister says I shall not have one.

You have now cured me.

I'm sure he will want me to thank you for him.
(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:36, closed)
..

I'm not sure whats worse...the huge sucker of a penis or the gasping sounds,

It haunts my dreams....
(sexual cupcake, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 20:09, closed)
Why Why Why??
Did I watch this? My eyes! MY EYYYYEESSS!!
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:08, closed)
What the fuck have I just seen???
Is that it's dick? I mean really what the fuck is that? It's a mollusc isn't it? Jeesus-titty-fucking-christ!!


I didn't like that!
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:35, closed)
One day
I´ll tell you about my little Pizzi, who, poor thingy, had an illness that make him develop more than normal. Oh, I was so scared!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, closed)
oh my goodness!
that's all i can muster after seeing that...
clicky click click xxx
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:18, closed)
aaaaaagggggghhhhhhh the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaggggghhhh why must you show me thing I will never unsee!
(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:48, closed)
What the...
Why is it so huge?! And why's it have that strange... disk thing at the end? Oh my God.

I have tortoises (mature ones) and haven't seen anything like that. Is it only when they get excited?

Good lord. Nature is really freaky sometimes.
(AlfishKK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:06, closed)
...
I hear that the suckery-horrible-thing on the end is to stop the lady torts from walking away once inside...*sets self on fire*

Natures beautiful...eh?
(sexual cupcake, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:17, closed)
I am torn between:
Laughing like a maniac

Crying like a nutbag
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:20, closed)
ä-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sweet baby jesus I just shat myself laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, closed)
mind bleach indeed
I'm thoroughly traumatised

the smily gaping mouth is oh so wrong

bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55, closed)
I think I dated him once.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:14, closed)

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