The Ginger
I wasn't deliberately trying to get dumped, but I should have been.

I was on the rebound when I met Ruth, I was drunk and the pub was dark, she reminded me of my ex, the person I considered at the time to be the love of my life.
So, a date was arranged (hooray!), I put on my finest clothes and went to meet her at a restaurant out of town. But, on seeing her I realised that actually there was very little about her that was like the ex, Ruth was tall and so thin she made Birch saplings look positively overweight, her hair was a dark, scary ginger, not the nice friendly, strawberry-blonde that I was used to. I'm not the greatest catch in the world myself, so I wasn't going to judge based purely on looks, besides, she did have some attractive qualities.

The date was great, the food was good, I thought we made a pretty good connection, there was lots of face eating and over-the-clothes rubbing going on in the car park afterwards.

All was going well, except that the next day she text me to let me know that she thought I was 'mega fit'. Anybody who knows me knows that this simply isn't true, I'm passable at best, but what really worried me was her use of the word 'mega'.
It didn't matter too much though, and a second date was to be arranged, this time I was going to pick her up from her Mother's house.

I arrived at the rather nice house, which was hidden away at the back of a remote cul-de-sac, in a village that can only be described as Royston Vasey with it's own Spar.
Her Mum answered the door, and with each passing second I had the strange, suffocating feeling that I had somehow been sucked into the film Carrie.
Her Mum was creepy, and very off with me, I felt for poor Ruth, her father had passed away when she was little, and the house didn't seem like a very homely environment.

Ruth came down the stairs, and led me back up to her room, I entered... it was a shrine to Westlife.
Every wall was plastered with posters, there were photos stuck to mirrors of Ruth with her arms around each and every member, as they smiled awkwardly and appeared to be doing their best to back away. Feeling freaked out and slightly overwhelmed (she was 21, this isn't really normal for a girl her age), I sat on the bed as she reeled off great long stories about how she would follow her favourite boy group across the country, attend every gig, intercept them backstage and try to chat them up, oh and wasn't Kian dreamy? -and that bitch he was shagging from Hollyoaks was a right minger.
I was starting to get scared, really, really escared.

We went out on our second date, this time to the cinema, we saw The Village, and even though it was crap, it was nothing compared to what was to happen later.
We went back to my place, things were getting frisky, there was alot of fumbling with clothes, snogging and groping, and then the clothes came off.
I insist that I am not a shallow person, her flat chest hardly bothered me at all, the inch long nipples however... and the thick, fluffy white hair that covered her tummy, these things freaked me out slightly, but stranger things were still to come.
Peeling off her panties, I saw... nothing. She appeared to have no genitalia at all, there were no pubic hairs, just nothing.
Not wanting to upset her by stopping or letting her know how freaked out I was, I continued, and after some feeling around, I found an opening. She lay there rigid, as I probed and licked, trying my very best to get any kind of a rise out of her. I teased those inch long nipples with my tongue, stroked her body all over, played with the area where on most girls the clitoris should be, but still nothing.
The sex itself was awkward, but thankfully brief.

My birthday was coming up, so our next date was to be a joint celebration; my friend and I have birthdays around the same time, and another friend had just got engaged, so we clubbed together to hire a village hall and threw a big bash.

The party itself fell on my birthday, all of my friends were there, and many people had come in fancy dress. A good time was had by all, and at the end of the evening, I took Ruth home with me again.

So ladies and gentlemen, if you've been able to bear with me this long, you're still waiting for the point of this story, just how did I get her to dump me...?

Well when we got back to my place, we climbed into bed, and I started to put the moves on her again, hoping that this time, it might be better.

'I can't tonight,' she said, 'it's my time of the month.'

'Can't I at least have a blowjob then?' I asked, earnestly.

'No, I don't really like doing that,' she replied.

'Oh go on,' I persisted, 'it is my birthday.'

'Yes, but it's also Hallowe'en, and you're dressed like Tina Turner,' was her response.

I slept like a log in a beehive wig and mini-skirt that night, and Ruth left the following morning, I never heard from her again.

Yay!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, 101 replies)

Sexmonkey!
I don't know whether to weep or applaud you. I'll do both.
*weeps*
*applauds*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:36, closed)

Ta very much Mrs!
How's things?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, closed)

I think
I just did a little wee.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)

Mmmm.....
ammonia goodness.

Where did I leave my straw?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)

@Bert
things is better than yesterday. However, First Buses will be getting a muthafuckin stern official complaint letter from me, let me tell ye.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)

Oooooh
why the complaint?

I like complaining. I raged at Tescos at the weekend.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, closed)

Oh dear, and what did they do to provoke your wrath?
I always get all het-up (I know that's not a word, I'm inventing it), write a big long complaint, then don't send it, the letter itself is cathartic you see.

EDIT re het: Ohhh, dialectical variant of heated. Ooooh!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, closed)

I like complaining
I come from a long line of complainers. My mum passed the skill down to me. She's forever writing to manufacturers, retailers, transport companies etc when something goes wrong, and usually ends up getting some sort of recompense.

BTW, het-up is a word. I use it, so it must be.

Maybe.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, closed)

Complaints letters are ace.
Not that I've ever protested a parking ticket that I deserved using Law School headed notepaper and making full use of my job title, notwithstanding that I've never studied law.

Oh, no. Not I. Nor do I know anyone who'd do such a thing.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, closed)

She wouldn't give you a blow job dressed as Tina Turner?
Strange women.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, closed)

I was dressed as Tina
I don't think the dress had anything to do with it though, she just didn't like that kind of thing. Or any kind of sex. At all.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, closed)

@BGB
I know, odd isn't it?
Presumably, if he'd been dressed as Ike it would have been fine.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, closed)

re: complaints
I waited at the train station for over an hour for 3 buses that didn't turn up. They were going the opposite direction just fine. When I finally got through on the phone to the bus company they said they'd call me back. They did, eventually, and told me the depot was closed but there was another bus scheduled in 67 mins. They had no idea why 7 buses weren't going to turn up in that time.

I shared a taxi with two very nice strangers for the same price as the bus fare, but I got home 2.5 hours late.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, closed)

You should have
gone as a member of Westlife. Then she might have been more amenable to your considerable charms.

I raged at Tescos becuase they want to demolish my high street and replace it with a massive bunch of flats and a tescos.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:50, closed)

If I had no obvious genitalia
I don't think I'd have any reason to be too keen on sex either.

Thankfully, that's not the case.

*checks in trousers*

Phew, still there.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:50, closed)

@CHCB
Mind if I crack a joke about waiting for buses at the train station?

...*gives up*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, closed)

@Bert
That one was too obvious even for me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, closed)

Hmmmm
*checks in own trousers*

phew

*checks K2k6s trousers just to be on the safe side*

should it be that colour?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, closed)

@Bert
you go right ahead, just bear in mind that I'd been on the train for the 2 hrs prior to that (and for another 2 hrs prior to that, punctuated by a brief meeting) so it was hardly a transport of delight.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, closed)

@Al
Like I said once before, it's either pink or purple.

The only difference is the grip.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, closed)

@CHCB
I'm too rubbish to come up with anything.

You poor sod, it's horrible when that happens.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, closed)

so what's
gripping it at the moment then?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, closed)

@Bert
It wasn't all bad: I got a free steak sandwich and a beer at my meeting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, closed)

...and now I'm hungry.
Did you save me some?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, closed)

nope
I ate it all and I got some grease on my new trousers, that wasn't good.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)

Mmmmmm
I love steak.

I want steak for dinner. But i have to finish the bacon in the fridge.

*sads*
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)

*licks trousers*


Nice and salty.

EDIT anybody seen Kaol? -I've made him something.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)

Kaol's in Brighton today.
I think he's gonna be coming out soon. It's the second time he's gone there in 2 weeks.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, closed)

@Belgaer
So Kaol's overactive heterosexuality over the past few weeks has been a cunning diversion, eh?

Or has he just decided that having mated with the leg of every woman on the planet, he's going to try his hand with the other half of the species?

*runs*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, closed)

Inch long nipples FTW!
Just wanted to say that.

* Clicks for 'Yes, but it's also Hallowe'en, and you're dressed like Tina Turner,' was her response. *

Ps. Mornin all. Mornin' A.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, closed)

*reads story*
*counts self lucky that he has never had bad sex*

'ning everyone.

how are we all?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

It can wait then.
Everybody knows he's a bender anyway, all that flirting and frowning is just an act.

I've had him.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

Brighton
Now the assumption that everyone in Brighton is gay is a very lazy one.

And I realise that my continued descriptions about touching Bert in his special area aren't doing my case any good what so ever.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

Kaol is gay?
That answers a lot of questions.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:10, closed)

@Enzyme
Good point.

*gaffer tapes arse crack*

*remembers primary use of arse*

*removes gaffer tape, pulling out lots of arse hairs*

*rues lack of forethought*

*goes off to consider better plan*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:11, closed)

@BGB
especially the "Is Kaol an enormous gayer?" one.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:11, closed)

@al
What we do is not gay, the mere idea of that is ridiculous.

As a friend of mine once said, if there are two cocks in the bed, one cancels the other out, so it doesn't count.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, closed)

You've bought this on yourself Enzyme.
*Bludgeons Enzyme*

*realises he just proved his point*
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, closed)

@ Al and Bert
Being virtual gayers doesn't count either.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, closed)

@k2k6
some kind of non-return valve is what you want

just make sure you fit it the right way round
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, closed)

...
I just realised: I forgot to click!

*rectifies*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:14, closed)

@BGB
Virtual? There's nothing virtual about the way al was battering my rectum with a cucumber last week.

EDIT cheers Enzyme! I'm starting to think you're showing favouritism though, you clicked my last post too. Do you have a crush on me? -cos I'm al's, but as long as he says it's ok...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:14, closed)

That was no cucumber
that was a space station.

aaaaaaathangyouthangyouverrrrrmush.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:15, closed)

@Al and Bert.
I hope you two can keep your hands off each other at the B3ta bash.

Save it for the back of the pub.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17, closed)

@BGB
We'll behave as much as we can, but I need me a serious dose of man.

alman to be precise.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:19, closed)

I think Mrs thegeordie
is coming, so he'd better leave off, or she'll either get very upset with me later, or just rip his balls off.

Neither is a great prospect. Though I'd prefer the ball ripping as it's a lot less grief for me.

Sorry Bert, but that's just the way it is.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:20, closed)

So we get to meet the brains and beauty behind the man.
Will be lovely to meet the Mrs.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:21, closed)

@al
A little harmless flirting couldn't hurt?

I'll try to make sure I get the blame for anything she doesn't like, my plums could do with a good squeeze. :D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22, closed)

.
Re complainers: I'm personally too mellow to kick up a fuss, but if things do get out of hand I do stand up for myself and make a point.

Some complaints are legitimate but some are just from whingers who have nothing better to do than whinge. I'm tempted to get a job at a callcentre under a fake identity and if someone phones up who wants to do nothing but whinge, I'll speak my mind and tell them exactly what I think (I will of course only do this to whingers and not to genuine complainants). If my boss tries to summon me to his office, I'll sneak out and run off into the night laughing like a madman.

@CHCB: I hate it when public transport is rubbish. Your story is 1 week late.

Re Kaol: Kaol reminds me of the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but using a guitar instead of a flute. All the girls are impressed with his guitar-playing fingering skills and follow him. Kaol then leads them out of b3taland to his faraway wooden shack deep in the forest where he stabs all of them to death.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)

@ancrenne
You're the best, what a perfect solution!

I could dress up as Tinkerbell, or maybe Vic Reeves, for you if you like al?

EDIT @mistaspakkaman that's why I want him here! I need to show him something!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)

@BGB
I read that and assumed you were implying that my brains were in my arse. But that it was a nice arse.

Well, it is a nice arse. So there.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:28, closed)

@ancrenne
Cowboy hat all the way!

I went to a Country & Western themed restaurant a while back and managed to embarrass everybody there by having a one man hoe-down in the aisle between the tables.

YEE-HAW!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)

@Al
I'm sure you have a lovely arse and if you want to show me then fine.

*Hides fact that I'm very fond of men's arses*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)

@ Call Centre Ancrenne
Yeah, I'm the same, my sister worked for Thompsons or Butlins or some other cheap deal holiday thingy and now she works in the call centre of council tax. So I don't get angry with them, unless it's a bloke on the phone, then he can handle it. ;)

*ducks*
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)

.
Re: Bad sex: Sex is like documentation - bad sex is better than no sex.

@al: I think b3ta bashes are best experienced if you don't bring any non-b3tans along.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:35, closed)

@ancrenne
are you talking about the one next week, or in august?

@BGB I have no bum :C
Can I show you mine anyway?

@spakkaman I don't think there is such a thing as bad sex, just the wrong people. It's still sex at the end of the day, I'm not going to complain.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:35, closed)

Most excellent
Mr Monkeysex.

*applauds and clicks*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:35, closed)

Ta very much becky
I liked your post from yesterday, pissing myself in a sandbox is my preferred method of ending a relationship.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

Bad sex is bad sex.
I'd rather do it myself that have bad sex.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

@Bert
I don't know, I didn't think it was possible to have a bad blow job, but then I met a girl at uni who revealed that actually it was.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

Morning Becky
You've not got that sword with you at the moment, have you?

*worries*

*looks for chain mail to go with bludgeon-proof hat*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)

@Bert
I agree about the right people.

But the worst kind of sex is when you don’t communicate with the other person. How are you meant to know how to improve if you don’t get any feedback?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)

Cheers bert
He was a sweet enough lad at first, but enough was enough ,)

How's everyone today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:41, closed)

^^What mistaspakkaman says
Very important.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

@k2k6
Well they're in the same room as me, but I'm not currently using them no.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

I still don't think there's such a thing as bad sex.
You can have mediocre sex, or not very good sex, but if you still finish (and sometimes even if you don't) it's not actually bad.

@ancrenne OH! I'm going to strive to be there now!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

I feel sorry for K2k6,
everyone seems to want to attack him. He'll be living in a safe with a little slide across the door to get food and light soon.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

Actually, there is one kind of bad sex.
No sex at all!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44, closed)

The secret to a good blowjob
Lick the base of the glans just where it joins the foreskin.

Re ending relationship by pissing pants: This would backfire if the other person is turned on by that sort of thing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44, closed)

I think I'm a soft target
This body armour's bloody heavy.

*sits down*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44, closed)

@ancrenne
I can see where you're coming from, sex is a whole different kettle of fish for women, I think there are many times where if a man's not hitting the right spot, or doing the right thing he should be told.

It's all about learning, and the person you're with though. :)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:50, closed)

Bert that is ridiculous
Women can't have sex with a whole kettle of fish. Led Zeppelin proved that in the 70s. One fish maybe, but not a whole kettle.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:53, closed)

@beckyjsbx
Fine thanks.

I wanted to get some work done today but opened up my webbrowser to check the weatherforecast. It opened up on the tab with the June 19th bash and there was a query about HTML, which I just had to answer. I got sucked in, had a look around, and now, I'm stuck in this thread.

I'm an addict!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:53, closed)

That was foolish
spakkaman. Surely you should know by now that once you open the box of b3ta, it's very very hard to escape
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Only spooging over them, in a kettle.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)

@ Al
Yeah, but it'd explain the smell.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)

@al
Led Zeppelin sounds like it could be the name of some new kind of sex-toy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)

@mistaspakkaman
Butt plug, to be precise.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)

@ancrenne
Senser! I remember them! They still going?

(And - though I hate to admit it - I do sometimes still listen to my copy of Stacked Up. It's 1994 all over again...)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)

@ancrenne
But you've got a job with long periods of doing nothing. I'm unemployed and am trying to remedy this by working on a project that's suitable for my line of work. If this goes on, I'll have a gap on my CV that will make even Mr. Goatse blush.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, closed)

Wow, I remember senser
Saw them years ago in a field somewhere and was that impressed that we went to every london gig for the next two years or so :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06, closed)

@Enzyme
I still give Senser a spin every now and then.
They must have reformed. Half of them buggered off and did Lodestar in the mid-nineties.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)

?
WTF is Senser? is this an English thing, like New Model Army and all those other bands that don't exist west of Offa's Dyke?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)

@CHCB
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senser
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)

That'll be a yes, I reckon :)
We didn't get an awful lot of English bands in Norn Iron in the 80s and 90s. There wasn't much in terms of airplay for alternative stuff either (over the border the alternative music coverage was much, much better).

We did get Ozric Tentacles playing though, because I distinctly remember the entire audience being completely wasted. And the lights were nice to watch.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:53, closed)

Aww
I remember Ozrics and PWEI and Therapy and and and so many bands *drifts off into mid 90s hazy memories*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:00, closed)

I've still got it all
on cassette or cd. Think I'll see what demonoid has to offer for them :)

Edit: Yay for poppies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:10, closed)

Right.
I'm going to have lunch and try and keep my b3ta addiction under control for the rest of the day. If you see me posting again today, it means I'm being a naughty boy.

Take care.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)

Therapy are great!
And they're still going, I saw them a year or two back for the third or forth time. Excellent Stuff.

Plus they have a song called "Rock You Monkeys".
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)

Therapy? are me old man's favourite band.
I think my favourite song by them is Polar Bear.

Or Femtex.

Or Rust.

Or Little Tongues First.

Oh fuckit, I like 'em all! :D
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:15, closed)

^
Therapy? are great, I've seen 'em a load of times from their very early days onwards. Then they went all weird after Troublegum and I didn't like them as much.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:19, closed)

@CHCB
I agree, but the last three albums are an excellent return to form, especially High Anxiety. But Shameless and Suicide Pact are both utter crap.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:23, closed)