The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I used to be a police officer, and this one time, I rescued a whole load of people and my wife from some bad guys, I even lost my shoes during the operation, it was christmas too, I've never had to work so hard
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vladimir, Sun 8 May 2011, 9:00,
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Did she wash your vest when you rescued her? No? Ungrateful cow. You must divorce her.
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before long you'll be getting too old for this shit(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 8 May 2011, 10:38,
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Was that you at Nakatomi tower?Saw that on some kind of special...
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Ho. Ho. Ho.(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:30, closed)
Yippee kye ay,motherfucker.
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Well, I bet you really had time to relax the following year though.No delays at the airport or anything petty like that.
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Mr Tigakiwont be joining us - for the rest of his life.
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