So:
dealing and contempt of court in one post. Well done you.

/fickle moral compass of QotW blog
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:11, 2 replies)

well
A lot of people get done for dealing when they were only sorting their mates out. For most people drugs are a joint enterprise, but the law does not distinguish.
( rofl harris, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

"Joint enterprise" ha ha
Unintentional lols
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

OK - that's a fair point.
But the lying in court bit stands.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:46, closed)

Contempt of court
Contempt is exactly the appropriate reaction to a system which rates buying a few pills for mates as more than twice as bad as permanent disfigurement.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:51, closed)

It's a little more serious than that
It's perjury actually - max sentence 7 years.

(HINT: it's generally a good idea to get a solicitor and get them to do the talking)
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:56, closed)

You seem unable to distinguish
courts (or law in abstracto) from laws (or law in concreto).
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:41, closed)

eh?
the finest hand crafted gibberish
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:19, closed)

Because most "straights"
get their image of drug dealers from the Daily Mail* : an image of slavering, depraved, disease-ridden wrecks who loiter around school gates like dementors' embarassing relatives, forcing sweet little kiddies to inject heroin through dirty needles while wheezing and cackling through the broken, yellowed remnants of their few remaining teeth.

...which explains the shock they feel when they discover that drug dealers are, in fact, their own clean-limbed, glossy-haired sons and daugthers, pony-club membership, swimming trophies and Duke Of Edinburgh's award certificates and all.

* Or local equivalent rabidly-reactionary, vein-throbbingly self-righteous hack rag newspaper.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:48, closed)

to borrow from bill hicks
"Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day."

just took some drugs to a festival for me and my friends. where is the victim in my crime?
(Raol Duke, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:10, closed)

Fuck Bill Hicks
read some Bertrand Russell if you really want an answer to that question
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:17, closed)

ok
any recommendations where to start?
(Raol Duke, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:26, closed)

Page 1

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11, closed)

Yay!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:41, closed)

im sure
the procurator fiscal scours the b3ta qotw just waiting for me to slip up and admit I lied. how will I sleep tonight?
(Raol Duke, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:07, closed)

Perhaps not
let's hope no-one sticks a link to this on 4Chan - there's folks on there who would think nothing of doing you up like a kipper, just for fun.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:12, closed)

really?
that's just mean.
you think i should edit it?
(Raol Duke, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

If it's true
You need to remove it. Today. Now, in fact. Good story, but it's not worth jail time. You have admitted, in public, to lying in court and it would be far from the first time the police have used forum posts in evidence.
( Scrumper, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:38, closed)