Dads a nutter
When I was a mere suckling I met my girlfriends dad. An absolute madman in CID. Few things he did;

A) checked me out on the police computer before he would let me shag his daughter - yeah like she waited for that check to come through.

b) knobbed a policewoman who then got thrown out of the force as he was her superior.

c) threatened to duff up the landlord of the flat we were about to leave as he wouldn't return our deposit. Only a couple of fag burns!

d) called our new landlord a faggot on moving in day. He was, but no need!

Couple of things he did well;

a) when we were burgled the entire force appeared on the scene within 5 mins, as we had seen the little scroat leg it out of the backdoor. 10 mins later he asked us to identify said scroat, who happened to have fallen over a few times 'whilst resisting arrest'

b) topping himself on a railway line age 46ish. I'd left said girlfriend by then as there were some family traits.

You were mad R.E. RIP.
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:35, 11 replies)

Shame he didn't die slower in more pain.
Bent coppers are scum. There is no excuse for abuse of power, hypocrisy and corruption.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:42, closed)

I'm afraid I concur
at least with the 'scum' bit. There's no excuse for that kind of abuse of power.
( Bats, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:50, closed)

Unless you've been to Eton or some other juvenile nobs' convention, then it's OK as you can claim superior breeding and intellect.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:05, closed)

So true.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:09, closed)

didnt say he was,,

(Suck it and Sea, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:34, closed)

didnt say he was,,
Bent!!!

This was back in the 80's where things were more as chicken lady expressed in the previous post.

You could get away with more then, we are just more like the yanks now where everything is by the book!

The policing moves on and the crims have to follow.
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:38, closed)

You did say he was bent.
How hard is it to understand that breaking the law as a copper is counter-productive and moronic?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:48, closed)

slower and in more pain
what's wrong with you?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 9 May 2011, 22:12, closed)

Like Father, Like Son?

( Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51, closed)

No
I'm not going to slate you for not reading (it properly), but the story / tale / truth was regarding my girlfriends (at the time) Father. Not me.

He managed 2 daughters but his 'name' is now lost in the mist.

Do you have fruit?
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:25, closed)

Dont worry he's in a better place now
Reinacting an 80s cop show with DCI Gene Hunt until it's time to go to the pub.
(MagicMoose, Tue 10 May 2011, 20:11, closed)