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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
( , Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/8188152.stm
Walking down the pavement, pizza in hand, this guy comes up and changes our Christmas. He attempted to knock my gf's entire face off but she luckily saw it coming, he followed through and almost knocked me out instead. He chipped my teeth and quipped "enjoy your pizza love".
The Police couldn't do a lot for me at the time because of a lack of CCTV and he'd scarpered. They put me on the list to add to his charges in the end but 9 years in prison was enough that they didn't need me. Complain as much as you like about the police but this man scared us, glad to see him off the streets. Looking back, I certainly got off lightly compared to the other victims.
( , Tue 10 May 2011, 15:04, 10 replies)
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The worst I think was he'd attacked a tourist in a telephone box with a metal bar and the poor girl had nowhere to go, trapped in that small space. Animal. I maybe should have posted this in a QOTW called 'Criminal' not 'Police' but hey.
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But by the time the coppers came (didn't even get out of the car) and left the pizza's were a bit cold. Plus I couldn't eat for a about a week due to sensitive teeth and a swollen jaw.
( , Tue 10 May 2011, 16:46, closed)
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and for hitting all those girls cos you know, that's a bit naughty too
( , Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58, closed)
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I don't understand. Thwy treated you like crap and failed to add a few years to a guy's term -- I'd hate the cunts.
( , Tue 10 May 2011, 17:56, closed)
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There were too many fuck ups for me to bother to list.
( , Wed 11 May 2011, 9:44, closed)
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and even reading it now still makes my blood boil!
Wish you and your girlfriend all the best!
( , Wed 11 May 2011, 13:47, closed)
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I would have gone into more detail revolving around my experience with the police but I couldn't bring myself to write it. Just finding that BBC link and seeing his face made me feel uncomfortable.
( , Wed 11 May 2011, 15:23, closed)
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