The talented people on here
I fucking hate them. Shitting out solid gold comedy constantly.

Able to knock up a jpeg or gif in seconds that will have everyone laughing like a spastic in a jelly factory.

Prodigy69, happytoast, ninj, mstandot and the others. Making us incapable, untalented bunch look....well incapable and untalented.

Hogging the front page with their lah de dah, computer related capabilities. Leaving us to wallow in our seamful, unfunny, probably knocked up on corel draw images.

Bastards, the lot of them!
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:53, 7 replies)

While this is vomit-inducingly crawly
"laughing like a spastic in a jelly factory" is poetry.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:55, closed)

Sorry, forgot to mention your soggy output as well.
(talented cunt)
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:05, closed)

Well that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that's very kind of you.
You crawly bumlick.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:13, closed)

Compared to me, anyone who has ever turned on a computer themselves is more talented. So, I guess you're all damned by faint praise, or whatever the term might be.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, closed)

Hahahaha correct response!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:35, closed)

Here, here!

( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:55, closed)

Racist

( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:57, closed)

*win*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:59, closed)

Crawly bumlick

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:57, closed)

I love this expression
and don't hear it nearly often enough.
( Moey, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:00, closed)

I remember this...
From Rik on 'The Young Ones' (I think...)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:07, closed)

Quite so.
I have to say though - I do get a tad disheartened about some of the b3ta "golden boys". For example, everything Veitch does gets in the newsletter.

Don't get me wrong. He's great. Most of his stuff is superb. But some of it is not, and that stuff gets in too. At the expense of possibly more interesting stuff from people who could really do wih the exposure more than Joel could.

Well there you go. Rant over. Flame-retardant suit on.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:02, closed)

corel draw?
oooh fancy. Paint does well enough for the likes of me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:01, closed)

I just do it to make peoples days a bit less shitty :(
and if the mods front page it then all the better

*shrugs*
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 8:53, closed)