Speaking French
now Im a live and let live kind of bloke I dont harbour any sort of irrational hatred of anybody....
well apart from people who can speak French...
Its not French people or Belgian people or any other type of Francophone ethnic group I dislike...not at all
its the actual sound of French being spoken that bothers me
and there appears to be more and more people around these days that do it. Everytime I hear it spoken a little voice says in my head says that they are showing off and/or being rude about me ..

In a nutshell if you can speak French: fuck off
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:47, 10 replies)

foutre le camp!

( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:50, closed)

Ca serait mieux s'il allait se faire enculler.

( Grampa, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:51, closed)

Pas encore! Il a presque detruit le salon la derniere fois.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:00, closed)

I, on the other hand,
am outraged when the funky music does the talking.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:51, closed)

.
日本語がOKですか？
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:05, closed)

This
has cheered me up, by being some Japanese that I can actually read.
( .Yeti., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:19, closed)

Hurrah!
My work here is done :)
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:23, closed)

I am teaching myself French with CDs and wotnot
I wouldn't go as far as saying that I can speak it yet, but i'll still fuck off as I doubt that we have much in common.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:05, closed)

My mother is convinced everything that's not English is French.
She tried to convince me that the Muppets song 'Manah Manah' was actually 'Mais, non. Mais, non.'
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:10, closed)

"its the actual of French being spoken that bothers me "
being able to speak English would be a start! ;)
( Damien's Hearse, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:05, closed)

oh.....
........fiddle sticks
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:45, closed)

Je ferais mieux de prendre mon manteau

(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 20:44, closed)

Merde.

(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 22:54, closed)

Que les coquilles de noix ont-ils faire avec les francophones?
I probably mangled that, didn't I...
(Legion, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:57, closed)