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What are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.

BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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For the evil step-mother..
I shall be getting her this.

www.lulu.com/content/4956212

I'm sure she will love it and be even nicer to me from now on. I reckon it will make my dads semen even more attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:09, 10 replies)
What the fuck...?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:20, closed)
um
ok...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:25, closed)
You could go one step further...
And provide some fresh semen on Xmas morning and demand that a recipe is followed and tell her that you will not feel appreciated unless you see that she makes and enjoys one of those lovely recipes of love.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:31, closed)
Fresh Semen.
I have no idea where I would get it. I'm not milking my old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:13, closed)
that is fucking rank
i'd love to see hugh fearnley-whittingstall cook with his own semen, i bet even channel 4 wouldn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:38, closed)
I reckon....
...he has already tried it. He has already 'done' placenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:14, closed)
eeeww, i know
that's just wrong on so many levels. he says he'd never waste food, but surely he would never be THAT hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:09, closed)
"I reckon it will make my dads semen even more attractive"
This is something no-one should ever have to think. Your use of the word 'even' really worries me.

Having said that, the link is quite disturbing also.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:10, closed)
I wish I didn't have to think it too
Believe me after having an affair with him for 16 years, she found his semen very attractive. Inspiring a new use for it might just make it even more so.


Not that I'm bitter about the old hag or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:17, closed)
What a load of cock.

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:15, closed)

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