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What are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.

BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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There won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime.
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:25, 23 replies)
Thank God it's them
Instead of me.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:27, closed)
do they know it's christmas time?
no, do they care? probably not, less than half of them are fucking christians!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:31, closed)
Wishing snow on people already living in a drought-blighted, food-free hell-hole
is really fucking mean.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:34, closed)
I blame that cunt Bono

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:35, closed)
I would blame Boy George, personally
But that would be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:07, closed)
less than half are fucking christians
Why are their sexual preferences relevant?

*puzzled*
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:14, closed)
Because they have less AIDS
I'm so glad I'm not christian.
(. Y . ), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:40, closed)
Nah, the greatest gift they'll get is a Wii
which they will play all day and then never again. Because that's what you do with a Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:36, closed)
Aww
All the starving little tots, legs shuddering with hunger, flies buzzing around their mouths, crying at the pain in their bellies that just won't go away, playing Super Mario Bros. and doing yoga on the Wii fit. Bless.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:40, closed)
Warms the coccles of yer heart dont it.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:44, closed)
I dunno. My nephews have already forgotten more than I'll ever know about Wii.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:08, closed)
I think you'll find
There *will* be snow in Africa this Christmastime.

The Atlas Mountains are usually a good bet, and even some peaks close to the Equator (e.g. Mount Kenya) get a bit of a dusting too.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:41, closed)
Yeah, i've always thought that (wot with Mt. killimanjaro an all)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:45, closed)
yeah, but global warming!!!!ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:46, closed)
You speak the truth...
...an "Inconvenient Truth" one might say
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:48, closed)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:07, closed)
And the greatest gift they'll get this year is...
www.amazon.co.uk/Life-DVD/dp/B002KSA4FG
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:52, closed)
The greatest thing they'll get this year
is lice.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:18, closed)
hahahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:49, closed)
Ha!
Haaaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:08, closed)
I laughed at my own joke
and now feel dirty.

Well, smug, anyway.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:29, closed)
I cant help it
I always sing "Do they know its dinner time at all"
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 19:29, closed)
they don't know
it's Christmas time, the less than half that are Christian are Coptic ones, who celbrate Christmas mid-January.

geldof you bell-end.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:24, closed)

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