I got a tortoise last year
He is called Lancelot and I love him :)
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 14:27, 6 replies)

My sort of ex
has always wanted a tortoise.

So far I've succeeded in persuading her that they are better off left in their natural habitat.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 20:53, closed)

Colin. . . .
Will be the name of my tortoise, when i finally get him! Sadly, i've been dreaming about owning a tortoise called Colin for many years.
(GsterMum, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 22:07, closed)

Get one
they are suprisingly quick and they like digging at your skirting boards
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 22:39, closed)

I'd make sure you have an proper idea of what owning one is like first
maybe look after someone's for them or something. They're alright but they're not hugely rewarding, are complex to care for and can be pretty grumpy things. I'm always a bit sceptical when it comes to people wanting to own reptiles.

It's hilarious when they try to attack/mate with things and make that squeek-toy noise though.
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 1:47, closed)

daaaaaaaaaance . . . daaaaaaaaance
will you be dressing him up in an elizabethan ruffle?
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 7:18, closed)

Some day I will have a snake,
Called Murdoc
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:07, closed)