Amazon Wishlist...
...is truly a thing of veritable beauty. I’ve e-mailed all my family, friends and associated hangers-on a list I’ve compiled via the nous and dexterity of Amazon’s “we-think-you-might-like-this” associative linked searches. Now, I’m a bit of a movie buff, so here is a list of DVDs I’d quite like to see under my tree come three weeks’ time:

No Sir, I’m Not That Way Inclined
Rodney You Wanker! The Rodney Lyndhurst Story
The Snow Plough Diaries
Excruciating Badgers
Ferret-Baiting Chronicles
The Clay Genitalia Modeller
The Clay Genitalia Modeller II: The Revenge
Cutting Hair For Fun and Profit
The Terry Nutkins Autumnal Balloon Ride
Frog:Response
What Happened At The NEXT Sale...
1, 2, 3, 4, Alphabet
Slipping In The Fold
Diagnosis Of A Dichotomy
Basically: The Movie
Spectrometry Graphs of the First 30 Years of Existence: The Sequel
Down and Out at The Adventure Playground
I’ll Be Back in a Minute: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Story
Iron Man: Such a Prick-Tease
Candida: The Posh Name For Thrush
Dyslexic Midnight Runners
Jade Goody: Staying Alive
Jade Goody: I Won’t Let This Beat Me
Pry, Mark, Pry
Kylie Minogue’s Edible Bible
Minge, Binge, Cringe: Dr Seuss For Adults
Watchmen: A Documentary on the Making of Rolex Timepieces
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger’s Springtime Gangbang
The Crayfish Genuflection
Abattoir Japes
Bridget Jones Comes "On"
Jifka
Paedophiles: Society’s Unsung Heroes
Stinking Turban Warlord
Tinker Tailor Soldier Molester
Velvet Mustard
Dr Foster’s Hairy Snatch
Dr Silver’s Wonderful Mouth
Renaming of the Shrew
The Rise and Fall of La La Gabor
Barely Touching the Sides
Josef Fritzl: Housesitter
Batman Takes 12”
The Florist and the Machine
Harry Potter and the Bloody Great Big Wand
Harry Potter and the Wizard’s Sleeve
Harry Potter Keeps His Kit On


Fingers crossed!
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:40, 6 replies)

I want
The Ferret Baiting Chronicles
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:57, closed)

Fantastic list.
I admire your taste.

*clicks*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:07, closed)

I saw Dr. Foster's Hairy Snatch.

Its not that hairy.
( Moey, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:06, closed)

I believed that
until I got to Minogue's edible bible. I do hope that the Explosive Badger is real
(ignoramusaurus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:44, closed)

Bonus point
for Nutkins
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:15, closed)

I honestly thought
it was FrankSpencer.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:42, closed)