Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Theatre School KidsEvery single one of them.
Air kisses when they meet, when they part and while they're discussing Jocasta and Tarquin's latest parts in toilet paper adverts. They're all over Marylebone station every bloody morning.
They're all so sure they're going to be the next Laurence Olivier/Dame Judi Dench, but they'll all end up as second rate Denise Van Fucking Outens
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:26, Reply)
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