Why the teenage girls and not the boys? They're as much to blame.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, 2 replies)

It's easier and doesn't require an operation for women
At least until they perfect the pill for men, and possibly this new 'smash the sperm with ultrasonics' technique.

Course, if I ruled the world I'd apply mandatory contraception to everyone, with a no questions asked opt out. That way every child would be wanted (even if for moronic reasons). It might impact slightly on genetic diversity, though.
(EssY, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, closed)

Some sort of zinc-blocking implant/pill might work.
Men with zinc deficiencies tend to have low fertility. This is because bollocks are zincy and fannies aren't, so when sperms are in a low-zinc environment they swim like mad because they think they're in a fanny. If a man doesn't have zincy bollocks the sperm go into omg-we're-in-a-fanny-find-the-egg mode and tire themselves out and die.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:02, closed)

*sniff* Poor little blighters.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:19, closed)

Please tell me you teach sex ed

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:21, closed)

Don't we need zinc for other things though?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:55, closed)

Because
if you did the boys, the girls would be coming to succesful middle aged men like us offering us free shaggings in order to get pregnant.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:05, closed)

I meant do the boys AND the girls, not the boys instead of the girls.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:09, closed)

The boys probably won't get pregnant anyway.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:58, closed)