Me daughter done a protest last night
She's aged 3, but talks like a pro and comes out with some classics. Last night's one however was particularly daft and gave me a grin.

As part of the "bedtime" routine we've got her scrubbing her teeth, to the point now where she wants to learn how to put toothpaste on the brush herself. The only problem with this is that she keeps on messing about with the taps before picking up her toothbrush which may be great fun for a 3 year old, but not to the parent standing behind her who suddenly finds alot of water soaking their crotch.

So after a few seconds of arguing I get a bit annoyed and say "Right, put the toothbrush back, the bugs can stay in your mouth, go straight to bed."

She screams and cries as if I'd just shown her a photo of Gary Glitter and starts her protest by clamping herself to the sink.

"Waaaaa!"
"Um...what's the matter?"
And through a hail of tears and huffing she utters "I can feel the bugs eating my teeth, it hurts!"

Hell of a protest that.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:39, 4 replies)

aw
bless.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 12:56, closed)

In Iceland
toothpaste tastes of onions.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:15, closed)

In communist Russia
Onions taste of you!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)

Best story i've read
so far.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:32, closed)

I like her style!

(Surfeit, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, closed)