I'm thinking of having it done...

I heard that despite the anesthetic, you can sort of feel the tubes being 'tugged' inside you. Is that correct?

Edit: I mean having the snip BTW - not holding MM's hand - although I'm sure that would be fun too.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 23 Jul 2014, 15:55, 5 replies)

You'll notice the deferens.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)

Oh bravo!

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:07, closed)

Isn't that an awful lot of pain.
Just so someone will hold your hand?
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:14, closed)

They used cautery on mine,
which gave me a mild electric shock (earthed through the bed frame, via my elbows) 3 times (one for the incision, one for each tube). Couldn't feel any tugging, just a sharp sting, and burnt elbows. Pretty sure this isn't a normal experience.
I never went through with subsequent fertility tests, which was a bit dense, purely as I didn't like the idea of wanking into a jar and delivering it to the maternity unit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:15, closed)

I'm reading "maternity unit" as "vagina" here

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:24, closed)

I like to think that the local NHS has a sense of irony when they decided that post-snip men
ought to turn up at that particular department.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:34, closed)

why don't they want you to take it to pathology like a normal hospital would?
what use does the maternity department have for a jar slightly dampened with your sterile spunk?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:39, closed)

it's the lube they use for forceps deliveries

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:44, closed)

Search me, I'm not a pathologist.
Anyway, I never got to find out, did I?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:54, closed)

It was a fucking nightmare

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 20:05, closed)

If your idea of a nightmare is having a middle-aged man go at your nethers with surgical-grade cutting tools, then,
uh, never mind.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:24, closed)

As I clutched the sides of the table
And endlessly dropped the f-bomb on the nurses who stood about nervously clutching syringes of anesthetic, the doctor twanged on my ball tubes like banjo strings, and said 'it is a mystery why most men feel nothing, and some feel such intense excruciating pain. Are you schizophrenic or an alcoholic?'
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 21:55, closed)