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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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On someone pissing themselves'Urine trouble now'
On watching the news, and someone has accidentally driven into a house.
'I suppose that would be not-braking and entering then?'
On someone stabbing themselves in the foot with a fork
'He's got a point you know'
'Shall I point out his mistake'
'He's been defeeted'
More as they come back to me
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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