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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was so depressed, I pushed him in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:06, 1 reply)
Damn
...that'll teach me to get in a bit quicker.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, closed)

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