Courses
Let's see how many of these I can remember - I came up with dozens and dozens many years ago.

I went on a sheepdog training course but I couldn't make myself herd.
I went on a whisky appreciation course but I didn't like the teachers.
I demanded to be allowed onto the Furniture Making course - well, I had to make a stand.
I had hoped to do a post-graduate course in Ballet but I needed a two-two.
I once did a Half-Hearted Management course which led to a degree.
I almost went on a "Rescuing Princesses the Mario Way" but when I got there they told me it was in another building.
One course I had to skip because it lasted a fortnight and I was too weak.

I'm sure I'll remember dozens more over the week. Brace yourselves!

EDIT: you'd better vote for this or I will post the others as I remember them in separate posts apeloverage style until you start screaming and never stop.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)