Drama Teacher
Aged 13 sat waiting in the drama theatre for our new teacher.

She walks in, silence descends upon the room:
"Hello class, my name is Mrs Cockaday"

Quickly followed by a threat of detention for any laughter. Bugger!
(Fluffy_Giblets, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:38, 3 replies)

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There's an Aerosmith song in there somewhere!
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:51, closed)

That
is comedy gold, that is... You'd think teachers with weird/amuzing names would change them... I mean, one of my teachers was named Ms. Titwank...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, closed)

agreed
though to be fair she dealt with the situation quite well. Despite inhumane amounts of silent laughter with the occasional explosion from someone unable to hold it all back, she didnt actually give out any detentions.

She even invited us to make jokes about it with a like/dislike - reward/punishment scheme. A few people made her laugh, I cant remember what they said though I imagine it to be along the lines of 'I heard its healthy to get 5 a day'. They were rewarded with a MERIT!!!

One dopey chav tried his luck 'Miss, u like to schlurp the cock. Ha!' He did get a detention.
(Fluffy_Giblets, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, closed)