Worst QOTW ever
"OK, it can't be easy choosing one now that all the best ones have been done. Still... Even "mix tapes" was better than this."

That's what my housemate told me, at the pub, when we were drinking from a hip-flask due to the credit crunch. This is the hypocritical cunt who suggested the mix tapes idea in the first place. Still, we were only at school at the time. Unfortunately he said it in front of Rob Manuel, and was promptly beaten to death for his impertinence. Darwin sniggered. He only did it because he was bored at work, to fit in with our crowd, and because his brother thought it was a good idea.

He's addicted to provocative statements like that. He's going to hell. Probably some Sugar Daddy will do him up the ass there, and he'll do more than cringe.
(drunkenfud, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:47, 1 reply)

Heh, I like this
despite the lack of puns.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:20, closed)