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PunsWhat do you call a Spaniard just out the hospital? Manuel.
What do you call a Scotsman halfway home? Hamish.
There's two birds sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?"
There's two snowmen in a field. One says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"
One time we were camping, but there wasn't much to do so we stayed in the tents. One wag said we might get arrested for loitering with intent.
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