PunsTell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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..."My wife has just opened an off-licence in South Manchester"
"Stockport?"
"Yes, many varieties"
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:06,
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Place name jokes"My, aren't there a lot of German officers in this discotheque?"
"Kommandants?"
"No thanks, I'm off to the bar"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)
The poor womenShe always seems to be getting punned.
oh *click*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, closed)
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