Headline punning is an art
..and I recently fulfiled my lifelong ambition by reporting thussly on a football match:

"Mystic Megson conjures up win"
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, 3 replies)

Ah, yes ...
There's something special about the those ones, the ones you have to wait out.

I'd miss it if working from home wasn't so frickin' awesome!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, closed)

From my local rag today
Scientist heading to Antarctica to check on sea stocks:

Licence to Krill

Genius.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, closed)

Agreed - the greatest of all time is...
Super Cally Go Ballistic As Celtic Are Atrocious
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, closed)

The Sun, many years ago
Back page, referring to Denis Bergkamps's decision to stay at Arsenal:

"Wenger's Wonga Makes Bergy Linger Longer"
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:31, closed)