I'll just poppin this one..
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,He suffered from bad breath.
This made him ..

..A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
(bryo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, 2 replies)

WIN
That is all.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, closed)

Just like the headline:
After Aberdeen Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic (or whatever):

'Super Caly go ballistic, celtic are atrocious'
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:03, closed)