A mexican named Juan
was sick and tired of the heat in Mexico, So he upped sticks to Nome, Alaska. where on arrival he set up a lumber retaling business.

But business was poor, so he went to drown his sorrows in a local bar.

Sipping his tequilla alone he opened up to the bar man.

"I came to Nome, to sell wood. Good wood from local forests. But I'm up to my eyeballs in debt because no one will come to my shop"

The bar man pityingly said "look, no offense here Juan, but the locals don't trust you, they think your selling cheap Mexican lumber. They assume that you'll put local woodcutters out of business "

Enlightened Juan rushed back to his shop and put up a big sign that said,

"Juan's is the Nomeliest Lumber you'll ever see"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, 3 replies)

That was a mildly pleasant surprise
Because I saw 'Juan' and skipped to the end expecting to see 'If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal' but this one was new to me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, closed)

I was about to post...
.. the Juan/Amal.

Perhaps I'll not bother.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:20, closed)

best one so far i think
click
(BarryChuckle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, closed)