Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Holmes and Watson in an new and refreshing style
"I say Holmes, the devious villain has swallowed the vital clue to crack this case!"
"Fear not Watson - using this device taken from Professor Moriarty, we may shrink ourselves such that we can go inside his body via his mouth and recover the clue!"
"How clever! My word Holmes, it looks exactly like a miniature barge..."
"And so it should Watson, for we are to use it upon a canal."
"But Holmes, you just said we were going inside the scoundrel...where does a canal come into this?
"Alimentary, my dear Watson."
*pop*
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, 2 replies)
"I say Holmes, the devious villain has swallowed the vital clue to crack this case!"
"Fear not Watson - using this device taken from Professor Moriarty, we may shrink ourselves such that we can go inside his body via his mouth and recover the clue!"
"How clever! My word Holmes, it looks exactly like a miniature barge..."
"And so it should Watson, for we are to use it upon a canal."
"But Holmes, you just said we were going inside the scoundrel...where does a canal come into this?
"Alimentary, my dear Watson."
*pop*
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, 2 replies)
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