Ultimate wit
I said: "What are the best kind of Jews? Orange jews."
My housemate said: "Yeah? I find them a bit Hasidic."

/highfive
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:53, 2 replies)

Alternate ultimate wit
The other version of that joke I heard was

"What are Hasidic Jews known for?

Their caustic wit."
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:57, closed)

OR
Which Jews have the lowest pH?

Hasidic Jews.
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:03, closed)