I'm so sorry.
Did you hear they found a narcissistic male lion whose females had turned on him?
Turns out it was his pride that did him in…

What do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.

P.s - Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

Two fishermen were in a boat by the lake, when one of them stood to catch a fish in a net. As he scooped up the carp, his wallet fell out of his back pocket. As the seemingly doomed billfold started to sink to the lake bottom, the carp slipped out of the net and swam after it, re-emerging with it on his nose.

However, instead of returning it, he tossed it to one of his fish buddies, who balanced it on his nose. More of more of fish-buddies emerged from the water, and all of them played this strange game of keep-away with the man’s billfold.
The first man watched, slackjawed. He said to the other “Have you ever seen anything like this before?”
The second man answered “Sure I have. Haven’t you heard of carp-to-carp walleting?”

Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:10, 2 replies)

pedantic archaeological response
the words 'henge' and 'hinge' have the same etymology. Both refer to something hanging or being suspended. This negates your pun somewhat but I find it interesting and award you extra marks for engaging public interest in our cultural heritage.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:28, closed)

I wasn't aware of it's origins at all.
There - I learned something! Very eloquently and concisely said as well, though I don't know if I should be happy or sad at this point- you did kinda pop my pun...

:-)
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, closed)