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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Oldie:
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
"Damn!" says one. "I've lost my electron."
"Are you sure?" asks the other one.

"Yes, I'm positive."
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:13, 2 replies)
Physics pun!
At long last, have a click.
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)
Excellent
First one to make me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:07, closed)

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