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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A japanese man
is playing golf in Edinburgh and on the 18th hole meets another japanese golfer. They introduce themselves and start talking.

"Where abouts are you from?" asks the first man.

"Tokyo" replies the other

"Really? Me too. Which district?"

"Shinjuku distict" replies the other man

"Amazing, that's where I'm from. Where do you work?" asks the first man.

"I work for the Tokyo Sewage and Sanitation Service" says the second man.

"I don't believe it" says the first man "I've worked for Tokyo Sewage and Sanitation for twenty years, how is it that we never met?"

"I guess we're just a couple of nips that passed in the shite"

/coat
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:37, 7 replies)
*click*
brilliant.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:41, closed)
Ah, casual racism
Gets a click from me, anyway
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, closed)
I was going
to try formal racism but I couldn't find my dinner jacket.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)
I'm not clicking the original post
but I'm clicking your response here like a bastard.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:32, closed)
Have a click
excellent pun
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, closed)
Yup, I'm in
.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)
Absolute genius
And as such, I'm clicking like an epileptic flamenco dancer.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:35, closed)

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