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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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My mum is a legend
My dad had some Aigle (makers of posh outdoor wear, pronounced 'ay-gla') boots, which were wearing out. He asked my mum to take them to the cobbler to see whether they were worth mending. Her response? [sung to the tune of Edelweiss] "You need some Aigle adviiiice... Aigle adviiice".

I thought it was funny anyway...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:39, Reply)

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