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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Can't resistI went to my tailor today.
"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books."
Note: stolen from Tim Vine not Tommy Cooper.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
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